神曲Wrong Hole

男聲部分：
我和她約會一切感覺十分順利看來我今晚不用自己摸自己
I took her on a date things seemed so brightI knew i would not need my you porn tonight
　　我們回到她家就開始爽我們把衣服都……脫地上
　　We go to her place and we fool aroundWe throw all our clothesto the ground
　　燈一關我們就發動引擎我一用力卻覺得實在有點兒緊
　　We begin as she turns out the lightsI start but feel something so extra tight
　　她輕聲尖叫她眉頭緊鎖我低頭看著套卻看見黃顏色
　　I hear her cry and I see her frownI look at the condom it is all brown
　　昨晚噢噢噢我插錯了一個洞真對不起噢噢噢噢我真的非常囧因為我插錯了一個洞
　　Last night ooo I stuck it in the wrong holeI m so sorry oooo from the bottom of my soul
　　cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

　　吃點止痛藥或許你會好一些誰讓那兩個洞帖得那麽密切
　　Try some preparation H itll make you feel betterIn my defense those holes are so close together
　　哦寶貝寶貝請別覺得這太髒小狗式中這種意外也算是 很正常
　　Oh baby baby don t feel defiledit s a common accident during doggy style
　　沒有燈光我真的看不太清晰我真不知道自己那東西放在了那裏
　　It was so dark I couldn t see so goodI had no idea where i put my wood
　　我希望可以補救可以解決一切假如你想的話你可以帶個假東西幹我一整夜（不過我希望她不要）
　　I want to make things better want to make things alright
　　If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night I d rather if she didn t

　　我從來沒有想要讓你受到任何傷害我猜這正是為什麽插那兒不太愉快
　　I never ever want to make you feel hurtingI guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting
　　請告訴我你怎麽想寶貝別猶豫我明白了在監獄裏撿肥皂是什麽情緒
　　Tell me how you feel baby please don t pauseNow I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
　　或許吃點兒消炎藥痛就會好你現在走路的樣子都能參加殘奧
　　Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix
　　From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
　　要是在阿拉巴馬我們已經上了法庭我媽過去總是這樣把我體溫測清……
　　If this was Alabama we would be on trialThats how my mom took my temperature when I was a child


女聲部分：

我得坦白我想你會開懷
　　 我挺喜歡你從我後麵上來
　　 I ve got a confession and I think you won t mind
　　 I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
　　 寶貝我不是禽獸我不知道……
　　 就晚上再試一次好不好？
　　 I don t know baby I m no Sodomite
　　 Can t we just try it again tonight
　　 好！
　　 Alright
　　 每一晚噢噢噢我插錯一個洞
　　 真是爽噢噢噢噢懷孕擔心完全不用
　　 當我們插錯一個洞
　　 Every night oooo I stick it in the wrong hole
　　 It s so much fun oooo and we don t need no birth control
　　 When we stick it in the wrong hole
　　 我插在你後麵……
　　 I stuck in your ass